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About Juliette_Yvette : I'm Julianne,(or juliette :D) people scream happy birthday to me december 29th(: i'm a crazy, weird, loving and caring girl(: I am nerdy;I love video games and I have a xbox360. things i love:God,pandas, spiderman,music, singing, dancing, guitar,drums, writing songs/poetry,hanging with friends and drawing(: happily taken c:
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Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
Today, I watched The Passion of the Christ with my girlfriend. She kept scoffing at what she called the "historical inaccuracies", and actually tried to convince me that Hitler killed Jesus. When I corrected her, she looked at me, mouth agape, as if I was insane. FML
Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML
Monday 1 September 2014