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JuicyCheeks
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 August 1992 (19 years)
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Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

#18969036 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (7109) - you deserved it (947)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:35pm - kids - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7520) - you deserved it (548)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (12154) - you deserved it (1038)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I watched The Omen with my father. Halfway through driving me back home, he stopped the car and made me get out right there in a rough part of town. Fifteen minutes later, he drove up beside me, laughed hysterically at how terrified I was, and told me to get in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7464) - you deserved it (654)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (8603) - you deserved it (2083)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14151) - you deserved it (983)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML

#18642510 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (6197) - you deserved it (24295)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:03am - misc - by nolife - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (21488) - you deserved it (4168)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (8859) - you deserved it (4508)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (23058) - you deserved it (2871) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (8022) - you deserved it (1568)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (14327) - you deserved it (1505)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him for the first time. His response was to smile and pat me on the head. FML

#18533113 (102)

I agree, your life sucks (8536) - you deserved it (1358)

On 12/17/2011 at 1:49am - love - by teejayrn - United States

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (19008) - you deserved it (8571)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

#18517264 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (8004) - you deserved it (783)

On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)