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  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Juicelynlovesyou : Dance is my passion, food is my obsession. Oh and I like boysclothesmakeuphookahunicornsbeachkissingcuddlingreddit9gagifunnyinstagramfacebookkoalaszebrasslothsandgarrett.

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33623) - you deserved it (5018)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML

#12109391
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36950) - you deserved it (3381)

On 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm - work - by anon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

#6890097
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21284) - you deserved it (5094)

On 12/22/2009 at 8:09pm - intimacy - by shallowvomit1013 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML

#6652646
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31732) - you deserved it (8745)

On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

#2590991
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45461) - you deserved it (19173)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

#152596
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24223) - you deserved it (65529)

On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18257) - you deserved it (51083)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)



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