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Juggalette_623

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Juggalette_623

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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 22792
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Juggalette_623 : Gotta say, I used to like the PETA joke about them not messing with biker gangs.... And then they did. I've never laughed so hard in my life

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Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69851) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45235) - you deserved it (11581)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML

#4235904
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67765) - you deserved it (5520)

On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my light saber'. FML

#4223881
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53433) - you deserved it (9991)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by dam01 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

#3875775
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51336) - you deserved it (7802)

On 07/19/2009 at 3:25am - work - by Eh... (man) - Ukraine (Kyyivs'ka Oblast')

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72808) - you deserved it (42600)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

#3155973
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50933) - you deserved it (9504)

On 06/23/2009 at 8:56pm - love - by Jerf (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94328) - you deserved it (42743)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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