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Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 7:25am - love - by hateparents (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML


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On 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by perfectmoment - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML


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On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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