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Jsmith09

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Polionixon</b> - the 10/30/2009 at 6:48pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 10/19/2009 at 10:33pm<b>ezycaa</b> - the 10/17/2009 at 3:37am<b>redbluegreen</b> - the 10/14/2009 at 2:52pm<b>DoomJeff91</b> - the 10/14/2009 at 2:13pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 7:01pm<b>analo</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 1:43pm<b>moonlight_daze</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 7:32am<b>Intellectualist</b> - the 10/12/2009 at 7:11am<b>cerebellum</b> - the 10/11/2009 at 10:33pm

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Today, my parents met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. They not only brought along embarrassing childhood photos of myself, they'd 'accidentally' placed an intimate photo of me and my ex-girlfriend with them. That was their subtle way of telling everyone they prefer my ex. FML

by hateparents / 10/11/2009 at 7:25am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

by perfectmoment / 10/10/2009 at 6:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

by kissless / 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Maine) / Love

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

by boytoy / 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous