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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3090
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jotne : What to write? FML resonates with me, in a decidedly unhealthy way. I like knowing that I'm not alone, though; good to see that other people's lives suck as well sometimes. Feel free to wave as we float past each other in the swirling chaos of life - it feels good to wave at strangers sometimes, don't you know?

Btw, the date of birth is incorrect. The year is right, that's as precise as I care to be.

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Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 6:54am - love - by noo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML


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On 08/17/2009 at 3:49pm - love - by ditched (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm studying abroad in Russia, and I lost my keys to my dorm room. In the office I asked for a spare and she spoke really fast so I couldn't hear her. Assuming I don't speak Russian, she gets on the phone and calls maintenance saying, "There is this ugly girl about to cry... come fix it." FML


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On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today, I was visiting my grandmother's house. She keeps the thermostat on 85 and after about 30 minutes I explained to her "I'm going to have to leave, it's just too hot in here". She replied: "You think it's hot in here, wait until you get to hell." I laughed. She didn't. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time over dinner. In order to make a good impression I was as polite as possible and tried to be as engaging as I could. Near the end of dinner my girlfriend's mom says, "I liked your old boyfriend better." FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by str3tch - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML


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On 02/01/2009 at 5:07am - misc - by geewhiz - United Kingdom (York)

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