About Jotne
What to write? FML resonates with me, in a decidedly unhealthy way. I like knowing that I'm not alone, though; good to see that other people's lives suck as well sometimes. Feel free to wave as we float past each other in the swirling chaos of life - it feels good to wave at strangers sometimes, don't you know? Btw, the date of birth is incorrect. The year is right, that's as precise as I care to be.
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Jotne's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

By asthma_attacker - / Saturday 14 November 2009 18:38 / United States

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML

By unengaged - / Saturday 14 November 2009 18:19 / United States

Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

By swedishdude - / Saturday 14 November 2009 13:37 / Sweden

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

By birdbath - / Sunday 8 November 2009 07:26 / United States

Today, I'm 19, I'm at uni, I've never been kissed and the only person I have had a proper conversation with in the past week is my Mum. FML

By geewhiz / Sunday 1 February 2009 10:07 / United Kingdom