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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2748
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jotne : What to write? FML resonates with me, in a decidedly unhealthy way. I like knowing that I'm not alone, though; good to see that other people's lives suck as well sometimes. Feel free to wave as we float past each other in the swirling chaos of life - it feels good to wave at strangers sometimes, don't you know?

Btw, the date of birth is incorrect. The year is right, that's as precise as I care to be.

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Today , it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the frst time my wife an I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me an it was love at frst sight. I lookd to my right as she stormd off an then realizd I had told a story about my ex-grlfriendho was sitting in the crowd. FML

#6042161
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9051) - you deserved it (83366)

On 10/28/2009 at 5:22pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Was Playing With My Cat An Holding Her Upside Down. She Startd Frantically Meowing, But I Still Continud On Playing With Her. Seconds Later, She Got Explosive Diarrhea Everywhere, Including My Hair, Face, Shrt, An Mouth. FML

#6040097
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10890) - you deserved it (80092)

On 10/28/2009 at 2:40pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , I CUT MY FINGER OPEN WITH A SPOON. AFTER WAITING FIR 4 HOURS IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM , THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I WAS MISSING TOO MUCH FLESH TO QUALIFY FIR STITCHES. HE THEN CALLED 2 OTHER DOCTOR IN TO EXAMINE IT. APPARENTLY THEY HAD A CONTEST FIR PATIENT WITH MOST RIDICULOU INJURY. I WON. FML

#6036159
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33486) - you deserved it (7138)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

TODAY I MET UP WITH A GIRL I'VE BEEN TALKING TO ON THE INTERNET 4 A YEAR AN A HALF. TURNS OUT SHE EDITS HER MOUSTACHE OUT OF ALL HER PHOTOS. BIG FAT FML

#6035078
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15532) - you deserved it (31847)

On 10/28/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

TODAY, SOMEONE LEFT A USED CONDOM UNDER THE WINDSHIELD WIPER OF MAH CAR. I DIDN'T NOTICE IT UNTIL I WAS DRIVING. AND IT WAS RAINING. IT WAS EVEN TIED, SO THE CONTENTS COULDN'T LEAK OUT. I'M NOT PLANNING ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION ANYTIME SOON, BUT THANKS 4 THE THOUGHT. MAN, I LOVE COLLEGE. FML

#6034083
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27784) - you deserved it (2793)

On 10/28/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by bubblensuds1 - United States (Indiana)

I was sitting in te cafeteria wit my friendsen I suddenly passed out due to my ypoglycemia!! Wen I woke up I discovered tat I was still in te same spot and my friends ad abandoned me to go to class!! Also my stuff was stolen!! FML

#6030551
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42645) - you deserved it (2536)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by hey-ooo (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today mah girlfriend's best friend was dumped and was absolutely depressed!! My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they ( could be single together!! ) fat looool FML

#6028042
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46866) - you deserved it (2434)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I noticd that I've been spelling my company's name looool wrong in my email signature for over a year . FML

#6027287
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7562) - you deserved it (40463)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:24pm - work - by nobodyreadsmyemails (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I recieved the newspaper from my hometown . My ex-husband's wedding announcement and picture were on the front page . His new wife has the same frst name as me . All my Facebook friends from high school commented on how much wieght I've lost and how good I look in my wedding photo . FML

#6021745
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39006) - you deserved it (3178)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by WasFeelingGood (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, telephone line was hit by lightning. I discovered that not only will lightning fry a router, it will also destroy any PCs connected to that router via network cables. I also discovered that looool a $10 phone line surge protector would have saved nerely $3,000 worth of PC equipment. FML

#6021416
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12879) - you deserved it (34810)

On 10/27/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by MotherNatureMustDie (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today... at work... I realized that not everyone in the office needs to hear my explosive diarrhea through the a/c vents that interconnect through the entire building. I think an email was sent around... describing people's reactions in detail. FML

#6016625
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26199) - you deserved it (2674)

On 10/26/2009 at 11:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

#6006516
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29888) - you deserved it (8647)

On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)

Today I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house an as I was pulling out of her driveway I hit her dad's BMW knocking off the bumper. FML

#5984372
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15338) - you deserved it (25743)

On 10/25/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Badday (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today...hile shopping for some banana at mah local grocery store... an old woman came up to me an started rubbing mah stomach. She simply askedhen I was due. I am a 43 year old man with a beer belly. FML

#5978415
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34016) - you deserved it (13982)

On 10/24/2009 at 6:24pm - misc - by fmlifetime (man) - United States (Texas)



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