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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2749
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jotne : What to write? FML resonates with me, in a decidedly unhealthy way. I like knowing that I'm not alone, though; good to see that other people's lives suck as well sometimes. Feel free to wave as we float past each other in the swirling chaos of life - it feels good to wave at strangers sometimes, don't you know?

Btw, the date of birth is incorrect. The year is right, that's as precise as I care to be.

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yesterday mum woke me up before seven in the morning on a Saturday so I could open mah birthday gifts. I'm an insomniac and I had just fallen asleep. I wasn't even awake yet and she yelld at me to be more enthusiastic. FML

#6084387
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (3477)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Morgannaken (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I INVITED MY VERY ANIMAL PHOBIC BOYFRIEND OVER. I HAVE A DOG AND A RABBIT, WHO R ALWAYS WELL BEHAVED SO I INSISTED THEY WOULDN'T DO HIM ANY HARM. MY DOG PEED ALL OVER HIS SHOES AND MY RABBIT FURIOUSLY HUMPED HIS LEG AND WOULDN'T LET GO. HE'S NOW EVEN MORE TERRIFIED OF ANIMALS. FML

#6081192
138 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 7:08am - love - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, it's Saturday night, and also Halloween. Instead of going out, I'm sitting at home on MSN telling everyone who asks me what I'm doing tonight that I'm 'going out in 10 minutes to a party', then when 10 minutes pass, I block them. FML

#6080955
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (24022)

On 10/31/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Found Out That Whenever A Mistake Is Made At My Work, My Boss Assumes That It Was Me, Unless Indicated Otherwise, But He Has Never Said Anything To Me About It Because Of My 'lerening Disorder'. I Don't Have A Lerening Disorder. FML

#6078927
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27078) - you deserved it (2211)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceld because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up... I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceld after all. FML

#6078051
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37443) - you deserved it (2396)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by a (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

TODAY, I WAS USING THE ONLY STALL LEFT IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM; A HANDICAP STALL. AS I SAT DOWN TO DO MAH BUSINESS, I FELT SOMETHING WARM DRIPPING DOWN MAH LEG. I LOOKD DOWN TO SEE ME URINATING ON MYSELF THROUGH THE RAISD SEAT. MEGA FML

#6075541
58 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 9:36pm - misc - by JynxQueen - Sent from mobile version

today mah girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passd away years ago "told her that I was cheating on her," telepathically. FML

#6075479
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35197) - you deserved it (2625)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by iGotSkill (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend calld an askd mey I love im . I told im because e's always tere 4 me an continues to put up wit my bipolar disorder . He promptly said ( not anymore ) an ung up . FML

#6072093
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38942) - you deserved it (4615)

On 10/30/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by screwed (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to ma university bookstore and tried to use ma debit card to pay, but got te ( Insufficient Funds ) notification!! I was buying a single postage stamp,ic costs 57 cents!! mega FML

#6071403
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27525) - you deserved it (9112)

On 10/30/2009 at 4:32pm - money - by poorcollegestudent (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I submitted mah 5000 word assignment . When I got home, mah mother asked if I'd checked it through one more time like she always warned me to do . I hadn't . And I therefore hadn't noticed the paragraph on p11 that she'd written, telling me to pay attention to the small details . FML

#6068555
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29888) - you deserved it (11836)

On 10/30/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by JZ (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, Bank Overdrafted Account To Pay A Bill Tat Isn't Due Until Next Mont. Wen I Called Tem, Tey Said Tey Would Fix Te Mistake, But I Ave To Restore Te Account To Zero Before Tey'll Give Me Money Back. So, I Ave To Pay Fir Own Money Wit Te Money Tey Won't Give Me. Big Fat FML

#6067790
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27445) - you deserved it (1894)

On 10/30/2009 at 6:11am - money - by WTF (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY IN CLASS EVERYONE READ MAH CREATIVE WRITING SUBMISSION!! IT WAS A TOUCHING STORY ABOUT THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE THAT EXISTS BETWEEN DOG AND HIS OWNER!! EVERYBODY UNANIMOUSLY AGREED THAT IT WAS PROBABLY ABOUT BESTIALITY!! FML

#6050318
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (6304)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Quirk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a first date with an employee from Sobey's who asked for mah number while I was grocery shopping!! We decided to each bring a friend!! I brought mah roommate!! He brought his girlfriend!! FML

#6049494
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30369) - you deserved it (3595)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:11am - love - by lds124 (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I confrontd mah boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months . He vehemently denid it . Then told me it would never happen again . What? FML

#6049453
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38525) - you deserved it (2845)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13017) - you deserved it (55006)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)



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