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Jotne
  • Town/Country : Oslo, Norway
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 1699
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jotne : What to write? FML resonates with me, in a decidedly unhealthy way. I like knowing that I'm not alone, though; good to see that other people's lives suck as well sometimes. Feel free to wave as we float past each other in the swirling chaos of life - it feels good to wave at strangers sometimes, don't you know?

Btw, the date of birth is incorrect. The year is right, that's as precise as I care to be.

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Today, I encountered one of my professors from college. Back when I was in his game theory class, he publicly criticized me for falling asleep and not paying attention, to which I retaliated by acing all of his exams. Four years and a degree later, I met him again... while working at Pizza Hut. FML

#6148515
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (8761)

On 11/04/2009 at 7:56am - work - by mylifeisfed (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML

#6147430
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32398) - you deserved it (4032)

On 11/04/2009 at 3:44am - misc - by ishouldhidethekeys (woman) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

#6145744
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (4243)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:26am - work - by dishwasherforlife (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had an appointment with a psychotherapist. I was feeling very depressed and was telling her how I felt no one cared about me. Her phone rang and she left me mid-sentence to take a call about her new BMW. FML

#6145491
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25401) - you deserved it (2868)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:10am - health - by troubled (man) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML

#6141684
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17145) - you deserved it (3686)

On 11/03/2009 at 8:44pm - misc - by scaryhairy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

#6140991
127 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came in to work and found the conference room white boards completely clean. My assistant wiped all the white boards where I spent 10 hours writing schedule for the next three months. I was going to meet with all supervisors to finalize that schedule today. FML

#6137753
139 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 4:51pm - work - by CorpDrone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, good news! The guitar I have been saving up for, for 5 months, finally arrived. It came inside a beautiful black and white case, and impossible to get into without the key. They didn't pack the key. FML

#6136343
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (2195)

On 11/03/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by RedLion23 (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got stopped at the bank by security for carrying a weapon and threatened to call the police. I had to prove my “metal stick” was not a weapon. I am partially paralyzed in one of my feet and have to walk with a cane. FML

#6136055
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27970) - you deserved it (1265)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML

#6133769
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26729) - you deserved it (5413)

On 11/03/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by katurday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34180) - you deserved it (6260)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went on a date, and within the first five minutes, he said, "Before we go any further and get anymore serious, you need to know a few things, I have kissed a guy drunk because it was a dare, and have a $400 silk rose Victoria's Secret blanket." FML

#6128327
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24122) - you deserved it (4857)

On 11/02/2009 at 10:41pm - misc - by Shawty (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to a family counseling session because my parents are getting a divorce. I told the counselor that I feel guilty because I feel like I caused it. She says that there is no way I could have caused it, that it's my parents' problem when my mom interrupts her to say "Yes she did." FML

#6120985
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36860) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/02/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by problemchild (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML

#6120564
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30031) - you deserved it (4567)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:39pm - kids - by Chubby (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

#6120189
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42995) - you deserved it (2720)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)



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