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JordynnLOL
  • Town/Country : Launceston,, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About JordynnLOL : Hey, I'm Jordyn c:
I like art, and music the most.

My favourite band would have to be Asking Alexandria, by far. They're amazing.

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Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18768) - you deserved it (15979)

On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (3785)

On 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm - misc - by lovelikewoe (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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