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About JordynnLOL : Hi, I'm Jordyn. :)
I like photography and music a lot.
City & Colour, A Day to Remember, and Rise Against, are my favorite bands/artists at the moment.

I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world, Sean. He's the one.

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Today, whilst pleasuring myself in my bedroom, I began absent-mindedly staring at a spider on the ceiling. It wasn't until the point of climax that I realised that I was, in effect, masturbating over a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23633) - you deserved it (20519)

On 12/14/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I made my mom a mix CD for her car. It took me ages to find just the right songs that would be perfect for her. When I played it for her in the car, she took it out and threw it out of the window. FML

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On 07/10/2010 at 9:00pm - misc - by lovelikewoe (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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