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About JojoChuo : ･Music & photography is my love.
･I play 4 instruments.
･I played & sung in a band.
･I can watch anime forever!
･I like travelling & going on adventures!
That's pretty much it :) I'm boring, those were the only intresting facts about me. Including some others :)
I use FML's app. Therefore i won't be replying to any mails; unless you want to wait a few months for a reply hehe xoxo
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Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
Thursday 22 January 2015