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About JojoChuo : ･Music & photography is my love.
･I play 4 instruments.
･I played & sung in a band.
･I can watch anime forever!
･I like travelling & going on adventures!
That's pretty much it :) I'm boring, those were the only intresting facts about me. Including some others :)
I use FML's app. Therefore i won't be replying to any mails; unless you want to wait a few months for a reply hehe xoxo
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Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Friday 3 July 2015