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  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2444
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JojoChuo : ・Music & photography is my love.
・I play 4 instruments.
・I played & sung in a band.
・I can watch anime forever!
・RPGs ftw!
・I like travelling & going on adventures!

That's pretty much it :) I'm boring, those were the only intresting facts about me. Including some others :)

I use FML's app. Therefore i won't be replying to any mails; unless you want to wait a few months for a reply hehe xoxo

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Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38196) - you deserved it (2798)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17721) - you deserved it (32065)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

#17439919
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12465) - you deserved it (32312)

On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

#17391065
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34226) - you deserved it (9860)

On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34465) - you deserved it (7573)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

#17109395
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18861) - you deserved it (45751)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm - work - by sbutler (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27230) - you deserved it (22461)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you deserved it (5661)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33058) - you deserved it (15013)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37984) - you deserved it (6816)

On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25230) - you deserved it (34679)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

#16078669
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23681) - you deserved it (3220)

On 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by K. - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31809) - you deserved it (7595)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36529) - you deserved it (4795)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46017) - you deserved it (15394)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)



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