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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 February 1991 (23 years)
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Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30263) - you deserved it (18087)

On 09/01/2013 at 6:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML

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