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Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (94917) - you deserved it (22818)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

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