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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1267
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
251 comments

our school got portable classrooms fir the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I hered laughing. Turns out every sound u make is looool an entire broadcast to the class. FML

#16119488
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30952) - you deserved it (4093)

On 05/10/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY,HILE MAH TEACHER WAS HELPING ME WITH A PROBLEM, THE GUM HE WAS CHEWING FELL FROM HIS MOUTH AN DOWN MAH SHRT. FML

#15964588
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41517) - you deserved it (4309)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in mah town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and mah toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29948) - you deserved it (3796)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was muggd. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. mega FML

#15917217
227 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today... I playd Angry Birds fir two hours. I got so into the game... I faild to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realizd thishen the janitor came to check on me. looool mega FML

#15901266
153 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm - animals - by bobo - Canada (Ontario)

today it's been 5 yeres I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become mah job to warn new employees. FML

#15858383
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29836) - you deserved it (4229)

On 04/20/2011 at 11:25am - work - by ShakeRattleHiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell . FML

#15857597
122 comments

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On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I got 2 creams fir a skin condition. Te one fir my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of tis product". Te one fir te rest of my body says "Tis product relies on exposure to te sun". In oter words, I ave to be outside as muc as I can, naked and wit a box on my ead. FML

#15480042
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34641) - you deserved it (6209)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

#8
237 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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