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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1988 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jkritz : #TeamAndroidICT Technician, Technology, MCITP, Manga & Anime. Friendly and down to earth guy, feel free to message me.Instagram: j_kritz

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42961) - you deserved it (17454)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

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