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  • Number of visits : 2420
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JinxedPixie : Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy your stay ^_^
23 yrs old..
Im a pixie :]
Disney Freak, 'nuff said.
Music is a huge part of my life.
Favorite color is purple.

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JinxedPixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (74114) - you deserved it (3841)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


I agree, your life sucks (110901) - you deserved it (16020)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (93206) - you deserved it (42258)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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