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JinxedPixie

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JinxedPixie

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2184
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JinxedPixie : Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy your stay ^_^
23 yrs old..
Im a pixie :]
Disney Freak, 'nuff said.
Music is a huge part of my life.
Favorite color is purple.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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JinxedPixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72291) - you deserved it (3730)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103862) - you deserved it (15144)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91355) - you deserved it (41534)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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