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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1280
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JinxedPixie : Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy your stay ^_^
23 yrs old..
Im a pixie :]
Disney Freak, 'nuff said.
Music is a huge part of my life.
Favorite color is purple.

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JinxedPixie's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML

#3890041
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (214367) - you deserved it (13072)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

#3553930
411 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21779) - you deserved it (212449)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

#2275729
727 comments

I agree, your life sucks (267266) - you deserved it (142460)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
537 comments

I agree, your life sucks (206366) - you deserved it (22143)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML

#843065
678 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32969) - you deserved it (473141)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

#637114
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16767) - you deserved it (185814)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by rutho (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

#47954
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (44803)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

#47954
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27685) - you deserved it (44803)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19841) - you deserved it (7715)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML

#505
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43990) - you deserved it (2395)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22537) - you deserved it (12566)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14479) - you deserved it (62141)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15578) - you deserved it (45718)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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