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JinxedPixie

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JinxedPixie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2083
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JinxedPixie : Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy your stay ^_^
23 yrs old..
Im a pixie :]
Disney Freak, 'nuff said.
Music is a huge part of my life.
Favorite color is purple.

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JinxedPixie's favorite FMLs

Today I Found Out That Just Cuz Your Boyfriend Asks You To Marry Him Doesn't Mean That He Will Show Up At The Wedding. FML

#3890041
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221113) - you deserved it (14006)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Loveless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

TODAY , I CUMMED HOME TO FIND A BMW PARTIALLY BLOCKING DRIVEWAY. I WAS ALREADY HAVING A BAD DAY , AND WAS UPSET THAT SOME STUCK UP FOOL BLOCKED DRIVEWAY , SO I KEYED THE DRIVER'S SIDE. 5 MINUTES LATER PARENTS SHOW UP. THE BMW WAS A GRADUATION GIFT 4 ME. FML

#3553930
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22277) - you deserved it (219484)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Stoopid (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281887) - you deserved it (149037)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today... was mah wedding night. We had decidd to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressd and smild at mah new wife... she burst into tears and crid... "please don't make me do this." FML

#2200863
539 comments

I agree, your life sucks (218925) - you deserved it (23806)

On 05/23/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by honeymoondisaster (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a grl who looked my age pointed to a shrt I had in my bag . "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling . She looked pretty cool, so I nodded an asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store . Turns out she didn't, she's the manager . FML

#843065
687 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35502) - you deserved it (497219)

On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I decidd to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfid, I handd my test in feeling like I had acd it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily wavd goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

#637114
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17342) - you deserved it (190561)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by rutho (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wantd to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and startd playing mood music . As he was eating dinner, I climbd up on the table and startd seductively crawling across to him . The table collapsd under my wieght . real FML

#47954
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27916) - you deserved it (45084)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I wantd to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and startd playing mood music . As he was eating dinner, I climbd up on the table and startd seductively crawling across to him . The table collapsd under my wieght . real FML

#47954
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27916) - you deserved it (45084)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I loggd on to Facebook for the looool first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20109) - you deserved it (7781)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

TODAY, MA WIFE, IN ER MAGNIFICENT WEDDING DRESS, AD ER PERIOD DURING TE CEREMONY. HOW DID I FIND OUT? TE SAME WAY EVERYONE ELSE DID. FML

#505
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46022) - you deserved it (2540)

On 12/13/2008 at 12:48am - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was teasing my cat with a piece of stringhen suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring , claws out , onto my privates. Fml

#305
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24598) - you deserved it (13453)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, DURING A NEVER-ENDING DINNER WITH REALLY BORING FRIENDS, I FAKD BEING TIRD AN TOLD MY HUSBAND, ( LET’S GO HONEY, WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO DRIVE HOME. ) HE LOOKS AT ME AN SAYS, ( WELL… WE ARE AT HOME. ) FML

#238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15558) - you deserved it (65020)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parent went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". looool After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told u I want to go potty!!" mega FML

#170
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15972) - you deserved it (46413)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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