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JinxedPixie
  • Town/Country : Gardena, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1028
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About JinxedPixie : Welcome to my profile! Hope you enjoy your stay ^_^
23 yrs old..
Im a pixie :]
Disney Freak, 'nuff said.
Music is a huge part of my life.
Favorite color is purple.

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Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML

#18818904
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7155) - you deserved it (34527)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by CA19oo - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29102) - you deserved it (3152)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, I took my car to a drive-through car wash. It wasn't until after my back seat was filled with foam and I had been squirted in the face that I realized my back seat window was rolled down. FML

#18812717
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6742) - you deserved it (30304)

On 01/15/2012 at 4:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

#18809719
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31699) - you deserved it (3143)

On 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm - health - by CantPublish - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34470) - you deserved it (2445)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817
163 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13472) - you deserved it (35855)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (4733)

On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (2400)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML

#18781684
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28886) - you deserved it (51995)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:36am - love - by Nate (man) - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

#18781319
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19463) - you deserved it (1570)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

#18763355
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34834) - you deserved it (3345)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

#18753577
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28811) - you deserved it (5573)

On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

#18751726
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25701) - you deserved it (2753)

On 01/08/2012 at 10:43pm - love - by shades (man) - United Kingdom



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