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Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML
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On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States
Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)
Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 11:04am - intimacy - by mortified (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 5:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to him doing the girl who lives next door to me. FML
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On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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On 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML
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On 01/12/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
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On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML
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On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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On 12/28/2010 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by whoawhoawhoa (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
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