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Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62894) - you deserved it (6221)

On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML

Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49901) - you deserved it (7888)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I tried to quit my job. My boss just looked at me and said, "No. You can't quit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (6074)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:28am - work - by toolegittoquit (woman) - United States (Washington)



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