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Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML
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On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML
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On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States
Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML
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On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
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On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa
Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML
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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26424) - you deserved it (4812)
On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
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On 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm - kids - by DocBastard (man) - Reserved
Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML
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On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML
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On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 12:07pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
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