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Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 11:30am - work - by slickboy0023 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:27am - misc - by allwrong (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 10:27pm - misc - by hiii. (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 10:19pm - misc - by Titi14 - United States (New York)
Today, trying to take initiative, I wore nothing but an apron and led my husband to the kitchen by his knob to have some fun. I tripped on the floor and used his knob to keep balance. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Sorry (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 10:53am - animals - by Jeff - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked. All of a sudden, he rolls away and tells me he's "finished." We both had our clothes on the entire time. He is 23, I'm 25. I didn't know that was possible. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:38am - intimacy - by virginmary - Reserved
Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - work - by militiousroflcopter (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the alter while my husband said his vows. FML
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Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version
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