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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1981 (33 years)
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Today , I realized that in French , mah name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if mah dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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231 comments

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down an saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, an soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8081) - you deserved it (41411)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair... with her cousin. FML

#12322753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55808) - you deserved it (4021)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Drew - United States (Texas)

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

#12316575
243 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

YESTERDAY MAH BEST FRIENDHO I'VE KNOWN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IS GETTING MARRID. I'M SUPPOSD TO GIVE A TOAST DURING THE RECEPTION ABOUT HOW GREAT THE BRIDE AND GROOM ARE. I'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH THE GROOM FOR THE PAST 7 MONTHS. BIG FAT FML

#12294723
62 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Emily (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah wifa of 2 yaars told ma sha was pragnant, aftar wa'va baan trying fir agas. Excitd, about to call mah parants, mah wifa than told ma, "Don't gat your hopas up it might not ba yours, tha fathar could ba 5 othar guys." And than askd ma what I'd lika fir dinnar. FML

#12277666
190 comments

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On 08/03/2010 at 12:07am - intimacy - by Cheated (man) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was at a rd lighthen the guy next to me gave me that look people givehen they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word ( Sheriff ) written on the side of his car. mega FML

#12247405
165 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly!! This has been going on fir 3 nights, non stop!! Why? cuz I brought up the subject of having a baby with mah wife!! Clerely, you can seehere she stands!! FML

#12241266
212 comments

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today , I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me , getting ready to pee . I didn't move in time . FML

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107 comments

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On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

my grlfriend and I went on vacation !! We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the arport fir our ride !! She looks at me and says, ( I can't do this anymore !! ) So, she broke up with me and flew back home !! Now I'm on vacation alone !! FML

#12201000
142 comments

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On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Yesterday , a friend of mine cummed to mah house with teres in her eyes. I thought she was finally single so I could ask her out. Actually , her mother found out she was dating a grl , so she wants me to be her fake boyfriend as a cover-up. At least we're ( dating ) now. FML

#12187825
123 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a parking ticketile standing beside my car . mega FML

#12183114
70 comments

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On 07/29/2010 at 6:56am - misc - by Andre - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me . I was in the bunk above . Alone . big fat FML

#12143188
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36630) - you deserved it (15691)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today... I was fird from the restaurant I work at cuz I missd shift. I missd it cuz I was in the hospital fir food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. fat FML

#12114590
89 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 12:22am - work - by anon - United States

Today, wen my grlfriend woke me up, se said, ( I just ad te sexiest dream. ) Tinking se was feeling frisky, I startd to try to fool around wit er. Se pulld away and said, ( Well it wasn't about YOU. ) FML

#12100553
95 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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