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JimmyDn2000
  • Town/Country : Saint Louis, USA
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 December 1981 (32 years)
  • Number of visits : 2042
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (4915)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my 5 year old son and I went out. As I was looking in the window display of a shop, I turned around to witness my son pooping in an open manhole on the street. FML

#13718140
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24601) - you deserved it (8026)

On 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML

#13715674
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33217) - you deserved it (2351)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car pile-up and my car is totaled. It wasn't a speed camera. FML

#13698951
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5355) - you deserved it (47300)

On 11/03/2010 at 7:23am - misc - by Gemma - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my gynecologist was having trouble with my exam due to me being "too tight." I'm 24. After the explanation of having been pretty inactive in over a year, she exclaimed, "Damn, girl, we really need to find you a boyfriend!" Yeah, tell me about it. FML

#13645148
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29532) - you deserved it (3919)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by miss cranky pants - United States (California)

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27516) - you deserved it (5104)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, while talking with my girlfriend about dating, I learned that she has had more girlfriends than I have. FML

#13634710
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (4673)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:48am - intimacy - by ohmylordy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML

#13634494
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML

#13624123
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52154) - you deserved it (4166)

On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

#13621862
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42344) - you deserved it (2935)

On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

#13618340
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16646) - you deserved it (19924)

On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for halloween. He said "Single". FML

#13610925
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38401) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

#13585816
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22876) - you deserved it (5768)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:42am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up to shit on my floor and my cat hiding under my comforter. I have to get rid of my new fish because my cat is afraid of it. FML

#13581194
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19890) - you deserved it (2724)

On 10/24/2010 at 8:36pm - animals - by danjoylovefun - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML

#13580175
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12935) - you deserved it (21359)

On 10/24/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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