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About Jimboom : I like cookies. Ahh yea, cookies are good. Don't get me wrong. I'm not dissing brownies or anything cause they can be awesome too, but for me cookies are the one. With the possible exception of "special brownies", cause they make cookies taste better.
Ummm... anyway, what was I saying?
Oh yea, Fullmetal Alchemist FTW!
And I suppose to finish it off there should be something of my real life person on there so here goes. I'm from South Africa originally but I ain't fresh outta the jungle. So don't go trying to yank on my vine...
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
Friday 22 May 2015