About Jimboom : I like cookies. Ahh yea, cookies are good. Don't get me wrong. I'm not dissing brownies or anything cause they can be awesome too, but for me cookies are the one. With the possible exception of "special brownies", cause they make cookies taste better.
Ummm... anyway, what was I saying?
Oh yea, Fullmetal Alchemist FTW!
And I suppose to finish it off there should be something of my real life person on there so here goes. I'm from South Africa originally but I ain't fresh outta the jungle. So don't go trying to yank on my vine...
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100 kick ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, while in the waiting room at the chiropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy and flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly and hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip and a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States
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