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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 April 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About JiggsKacey : I just asked my crush out...and he said he'd rather date a telephone...I don't know how insulting this is...pretty sad though..

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19246) - you deserved it (5160)

On 01/09/2010 at 8:25am - intimacy - by ohdeargodthatswrong (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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