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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (22 years)
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Today , I snaazad in ta sowar. Wan I got out , I got a taxt from ma craapy old looool naigbor saying "Blass you". FML

#6563359
134 comments

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On 12/02/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by errrmkl46 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at te grocery store wit ma 3-year-old son!! He was olding a tub of yogurt tat ad on it a cow wereing sunglasses!! He souted, "Mommy, look at te fat cow wit te sunglasse on!" To ma orror, te obese woman in front of us turned around!! Se was wereing sunglasses!! FML

#6533285
126 comments

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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, mah grandson asked how old I am andhether I'd seen Mammoths "for real"hen I was a kid !! FML

#6507610
103 comments

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On 11/29/2009 at 2:13am - kids - by Granmacathy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70363) - you deserved it (12108)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was shopping with my babby daughter when an older woman cummd up to me. She glard and said, "You know, if u kids lerend how to keep your legs closd, u wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438
265 comments

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On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , a woman yelld at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently , no one informd her of this. mega FML

#5829001
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On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY I DID A 3 HOUR LONG ASSIGNMENT 4 SCHOOL. I WAS BORED SO I GAVE IT THE TITLE ( F***ING ASSIGNMENT 4 A F***ING TEACHER. ) I WENT DOWNSTAIRS ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THE PRINTER WAS OUT OF INK. SO I SENT IT TO HER EMAIL THEN I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T CHANGE THE TITLE. REAL FML

#5651382
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On 10/04/2009 at 9:47pm - work - by BadStuden (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah boyfriend's head was on mah lap . I bent down to kiss him . My stomach rolls got there frst . FML

#5645915
124 comments

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On 10/04/2009 at 5:40pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first , I texted her "I'm already there , sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

#5292418
337 comments

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On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I was wereing mah favorite tube top to the mallhen a girl walkd up and said , "I have that exact same skirt,hy r u wereing it as a top?" I've been wereing it for two yeres , and no one's botherd to tell me. mega FML

#4290695
158 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 7:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulld over fir speeding!! I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French, the Officer would let me off with a warning thinking I was a tourist!! Afterwards I turnd to my wife and said "I can't believe that workd." He was a few feet away and heard!! FML

#3838271
139 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 6:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)



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