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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2811
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Jf770 : I wil sen rayn of fier dwn upn u

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Today, I found out that mah Garman wasn't as graat as I thought it was. Trying to giva diractions to soma Garman tourists, I triad to say, "I hopa I don't gat u lost." Turns out I actually said somathing closar to, "I hopa I don't saduca you." FML

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125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23420) - you deserved it (5641)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Yesterday, I Was Walking Down The Street Hand In Hand With My Grlfriend. I Couldn't Help But Stare At A Gorgeous Grl As She Bent Down To Pick Something Up. It Was Such A Great Sight, I Didn't Notice The Metal Telephone Pole Drectly In My Path. FML

#17094031
365 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After ahile, I looool sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

#16746621
146 comments

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On 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by no one - United States (Mississippi)

Today, wa got a naw dry-arasa board, and I draw tha Gotham City skylina complata with tha Bat Signal . Latar, I want downstars, only to find mah mom had writtan "BATMAN'S GAY" ovar tha top of tha pictura . maga FML

#16235251
49 comments

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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

At Work, A Coworker Startd To Tell Me About His Weekend, Without Me Even Asking. Halfway Through His Story, I Startd To Daydream And Lost Track Of Time. Bord, I Told Him, "Hey Man, I'll Call U Back, I've Got To Get Back To Work." Then I Rememberd I Wasn't On The Phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
164 comments

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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I downloaded an application fir my phone that readshatever you type out loud. I started making it say things lyk ( You lyk ithen daddy spanks yur tight little ass don't you? ) Just as the message was playing back out loud... my mom walked up the stairs. FML

#15012156
90 comments

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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today wile in ma doctor's packed waiting room an elderly woman insisted I take er seat!! I tanked er but politely declined!! Se began to yell saying I was "ungrateful" until I sat down!! Se ten left lauging as I discovered tat se peed in te cair!! Apparently se does tis often!! FML

TODAY, AT A RESTAURANT, I ORDERD THE BEST CHOCOLATE SOUFFLÉ ON THE MENU,HICH WAS CALLD "DOUBLE SATISFACTION". THE WAITER ASKD ME WAT WOULD I LIKE TO ORDER. THE WORDS THAT CUMMD OUT OF MAH MOUTH WERE "DOUBLE ORGASM". FML

#14796617
120 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theshameofit (woman) - Cyprus (Limassol)

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
113 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

#14396481
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42451) - you deserved it (3268)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, mah 14 yaar-old son sant a broadcast on mah blackbarry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking fir soma fun!'' to all mah contacts as a joka!! What ha didn't know was that it's mah work phona!! FML

#14284329
70 comments

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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17651) - you deserved it (48651)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)



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