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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2812
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About Jf770 : I wil sen rayn of fier dwn upn u

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Today.!! !! I Ad Surgary On My Arm !! My Mom As Racantly Ad Ta Sama Surgary And My Dad Is Aving Is Frst Rib Ramovad And Won't Ba Abla To Mova Is Arm !! My Family Combinad Now As Traa Functioning Arms !! FML

#20142449
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On 11/01/2012 at 1:08am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I SAW A MAN LYING FACA DOWN IN A FIALD AND THINKING HA WAS INJURAD, I RAN OVAR TO HALP . AS SOON AS I GOT TO HIM, I RAALIZAD HA WAS COMPLATALY NAKAD . HA STOOD UP AND CHASAD AFTAR MA . FML

#20131002
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On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen fir my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

#20127252
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On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

yesterday I was on a plane returning to University.. . an I decided to shut my eyes . I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to fine I couldn't move at all . I was in sleep paralysis . The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat . FML

#20090890
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On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why he said "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. big fat FML

Today , book bag was so heavy that it set off car's passenger detection system in the front seat . I had to buckle in textbooks . FML

#20068805
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On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by trowing rocks at ma window and singing a song about ow muc e loves me. Tis would ave been extremely sweet if e would ave gotten ma window instead of ma dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , my social anxiety hit a new low !! I was playing bingo and , although I won , I didn't shout ( bingo ) cuz I thought too many people would look at me !! FML

#20015021
139 comments

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On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I finally got to see boyfriend, after two months apart . As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies . It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boyhile he was riding past on his bike . I've just traumatized a little kid . FML

#19981666
94 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 2:33pm - kids - by Jessi (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, mah friand showad off har naw tattoo,hich is supposad to say "bad bitch" in Italian, an I had to point out that it actually says "dafactiva famala". Har rasponsa was to cuss ma out an inform ma that I'm no longar part of har social circla. FML

#19824729
280 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)



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