About Jezzababy : So I'm Jess :)
I've been an avid reader or FML since 2005 and have literally read every FML on this site! I have a boyfriend and I'm a giant gaming nerd, love computers and technology :) and yes sometimes there really are girls on the Internet!!
DRAGON BALL Z
Assholes and narcissistic people
Brussels sprouts and eggplant
There's plenty more likes and dislikes but I'm trying to keep this short...ish. Haha
Anyway feel free to chat to me if you want :)
And remember FML!!
About Jezzababy : So I'm Jess :)
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Jezzababy's favorite FMLs
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
by nicholascageonyourface / 06/09/2013 at 1:13am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by katelynm / 02/08/2013 at 1:24am / United States / Love
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm / Belgium / Love
Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML
by heartbroken / 01/23/2013 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
by Ashamed / 04/20/2012 at 3:34am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML
by Anonymous / 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML
by vomitingnow / 07/22/2009 at 12:12am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Dothy / 11/17/2008 at 4:54am / France (Aquitaine) / Work
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