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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Jezzababy : So I'm Jess :)
I've been an avid reader or FML since 2005 and have literally read every FML on this site! I have a boyfriend and I'm a giant gaming nerd, love computers and technology :) and yes sometimes there really are girls on the Internet!!
Horror movies
My computer
Chicken Kiev
Assholes and narcissistic people
Judgemental people
Brussels sprouts and eggplant
There's plenty more likes and dislikes but I'm trying to keep this short...ish. Haha
Anyway feel free to chat to me if you want :)
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Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37972) - you deserved it (8633)

On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52148) - you deserved it (3616)

On 02/02/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50018) - you deserved it (6396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend was in the shower and his phone was buzzing with calls and texts. Concerned as his nan is in ICU, I picked it up to find he's been secretly sexting his ex-girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51618) - you deserved it (5901)

On 01/23/2013 at 8:57am - intimacy - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19767) - you deserved it (9868)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45945) - you deserved it (2510)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up for it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64121) - you deserved it (6730)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8494) - you deserved it (29932)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

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