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Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

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On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stoppad and saarchad by a cop, and ha quickly found tha bag of waad in mah pockat. Ha didn't arrast or fina ma, but ha did confiscata mah waad and told ma to "gat lost." Pratty sura I just got lagally muggad. FML

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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I carpoold with mah co-workerhose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely... an broke down crying. FML

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118 comments

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On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Taday I got a complaint from nieghbor about a little girl staring at her through guest bedroom window for the past month . I live alone . And now I'm scared to live in looool own house . mega FML

#17349963
378 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
281 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today , my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decidd to take a shower together . He left the room to get some towels , so I went to the bathroom and wait . I walkd out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early . FML

#13894887
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On 11/19/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by kay_jay1819 (woman) - United States

Today, I Woke Up Late For A Very Important Presentation. I Got Dressed But Forgot To Wear A Bra. During The Presentation, I Bent Down To Adjust A Shoe Strap. I Rose To Find That The Thin Straps Of Blouse Snapped And Exposed Breasts. I Gave A Great Presentation And A Titty Show.

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:35am - work - by exposed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met mah boyfriend parents. I hope mah charm an smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML

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215 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote 4 mah room. Only to fine the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML

#4447976
109 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Lilly_28 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
216 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left mah door open. My dog cummed in, stole mah bra, and ran out of mah bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to fine out that mah brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and mah dog had mah bra in his mouth. FML

#3582507
182 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm - animals - by coral (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
188 comments

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On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at new apartment. My fiancé was coming ome so I filled te apartment wit candle an putted on some sexy music. Wen e came up to door, I answered te door, naked. Wat I didn't know was tat e was bringing is dad to see te new apartment. mega FML

#1017067
107 comments

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On 04/16/2009 at 10:49am - intimacy - by nudesurprise (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping mah leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of mah huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

#771625
226 comments

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On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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