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by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
by erockinthesuburb / 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 11/14/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
by iannie / 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
by kay_jay1819 / 11/19/2010 at 12:04am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
by exposed / 03/15/2010 at 2:35am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/12/2010 at 11:55am / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, I was home alone. I didn't expect anyone to be anywhere near home, so when I got out of the shower, I walked to the living room, naked, to get the tv remote for my room. Only to find the UPS guy standing at our glass front door. I screamed... so did he. FML
by Lilly_28 / 08/11/2009 at 10:01am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee, thinking he was Mr. Macho, flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out and ended up screaming and pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids and their families. FML
by bsaucedo / 07/28/2009 at 1:00am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
by coral / 07/08/2009 at 1:51pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
by Mikey / 04/26/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
by nudesurprise / 04/16/2009 at 10:49am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
by darlingditz / 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…