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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50017) - you deserved it (5483)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by iliketurtles (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 11:45am - misc - by Miko - United States (Massachusetts)



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