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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5101
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8643) - you deserved it (26744)

On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

#8691974
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27180) - you deserved it (6831)

On 02/27/2010 at 3:04pm - misc - by shnigel - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
107 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working when an older lady came up to buy a coffee. Her son cried for a cup of whipped cream to snack on. She shook her head, silently telling me to say no. I said we were out. The mother took her drink and said, "I'm sorry honey, but the mean man said you couldn't have any." FML

#8069688
187 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 10:32pm - work - by nichaneely (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

#7709427
115 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (106904)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27125) - you deserved it (5605)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
94 comments

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On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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34 comments

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On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML

#7302143
46 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

#6884813
102 comments

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On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)



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