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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3424
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

#7709427
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11794) - you deserved it (43968)

On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (2624)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9619) - you deserved it (100119)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, one of my employees lit my tie on fire. FML

#7430304
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (5343)

On 01/19/2010 at 12:00am - work - by mcdman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my rabbit died. He died a painful death from ingesting too much carpet. I now have no rabbit and a patchy carpet. FML

#7414991
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25403) - you deserved it (6012)

On 01/18/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by Radioo (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

#7353752
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35519) - you deserved it (2661)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML

#7302143
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23656) - you deserved it (5402)

On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML

Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over me and the wall. FML

#6884813
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8157) - you deserved it (41692)

On 12/22/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by funyfunkid (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

#6512953
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37011) - you deserved it (3207)

On 11/29/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Yoooooo0 (woman) - United States

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

#6464238
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26679) - you deserved it (3172)

On 11/26/2009 at 3:30pm - misc - by has-evil-friends (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I learned that as adorable as it might be to watch your cat follow your cursor around the screen, the humor ends when she dives into and breaks the monitor. FML

#6458973
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9458) - you deserved it (23909)

On 11/26/2009 at 4:22am - animals - by MouseChaser (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I submitted an entry for a logo design contest for my employer. Apparently, it is possible to lose a contest even when you had the only entry. FML

#6390858
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (3665)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my boyfriend of nine months that depression runs in my family and I think the reason I've been flipping shit so much lately may be that I am depressed. Not five minutes later he decided a break would be "the best thing for us right now." FML

#6390446
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24901) - you deserved it (8097)

On 11/21/2009 at 2:10pm - love - by Guess (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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