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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
392 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7679) - you deserved it (110433)

On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47415) - you deserved it (4157)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

#16627798
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (30372)

On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54578) - you deserved it (3017)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10553) - you deserved it (117448)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

#16495261
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11328) - you deserved it (112764)

On 06/04/2011 at 5:36am - love - by PizzaBoySwag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I refused to let two students into class because they were 15 minutes late. It turns out they were late because they had gone to buy me a birthday cake. FML

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113744) - you deserved it (15992)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, a tornado watch has been instituted in my town. At this moment, I have violent diarrhea, and my toilet sits right in front of a window. FML

#15962941
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29858) - you deserved it (3792)

On 04/28/2011 at 12:51pm - health - by cnamobi - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

#15769893
174 comments

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On 04/13/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by sophie - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57988) - you deserved it (6288)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37236) - you deserved it (31527)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML

#15320061
161 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by nocakeforyou! -

Today, I was telling my students that it's unnecessary to put arrows on the bottom of the page to tell me there's work on the back, I check it anyway. At the end of the day, at least 6 kids came up to me asking to change their grade because I forgot to grade the back. They hadn't put arrows. FML

#15189592
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7046) - you deserved it (56331)

On 03/03/2011 at 8:52pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML

#14902184
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30685) - you deserved it (2654)

On 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm - misc - by Username -



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