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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5178
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25113) - you deserved it (6956)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22205) - you deserved it (36150)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (43061)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8297) - you deserved it (65997)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27623) - you deserved it (2610)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41238) - you deserved it (7349)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49756) - you deserved it (3818)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13763) - you deserved it (78959)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26761) - you deserved it (2644)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39602) - you deserved it (4718)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31739) - you deserved it (2536)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10039) - you deserved it (100042) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

#17459271
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32709) - you deserved it (4762)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32902) - you deserved it (2931)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)



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