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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2337
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23982) - you deserved it (2420)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (4593)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML

#17633195
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28898) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/01/2011 at 1:29am - misc - by bob - United States

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

#17459271
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29762) - you deserved it (4476)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29914) - you deserved it (2714)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML

#17316346
119 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35369) - you deserved it (5489)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML

#17113139
213 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:51pm - kids - by anon (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

#17000180
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38052) - you deserved it (12916)

On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

#16997621
391 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 5:17am - health - by Fmylife (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, it has been 8 months since I started a photography project in which I would take a picture of the same tree every day for a year. I just heard a noise outside. They cut the tree down. FML

#16877563
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46401) - you deserved it (4083)

On 06/27/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by A girl - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

#16627798
137 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML

#16622108
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53330) - you deserved it (2940)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
463 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)



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