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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2093
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31158) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10990) - you deserved it (33051)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25897) - you deserved it (12570)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42533) - you deserved it (4943)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
112 comments

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (6913)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20410) - you deserved it (33650)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13133) - you deserved it (42681)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7475) - you deserved it (62186)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I used a public restroom with very shiny floors. So shiny, in fact, that I could see a clear reflection of the person in the next stall. I'm pretty sure they could see me too. FML

#17877731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27266) - you deserved it (2596)

On 10/01/2011 at 10:18am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. When I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML

#17874875
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38074) - you deserved it (6890)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:57pm - love - by lostlove (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46442) - you deserved it (3579)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12517) - you deserved it (75521)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I heard a thump from inside the coat closet. I opened the door, and something fell on me. My mom, who was behind me, screamed, closed the laundry room door, and ran into the garage, leaving me to face the alleged attacker. It was the vacuum. FML

#17820631
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23957) - you deserved it (2420)

On 09/24/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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