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Jenny246844

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 5158
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I was walking down the street, when a car started cruising alongside me. I looked over, annoyed, at which point the driver started screaming obscenities and telling me that I'm "gonna get it" for "betraying" him, before angrily speeding off. I'm too scared to even sleep now. FML

#19044019
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22561) - you deserved it (2360)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:14pm - misc - by Saw (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

#19042625
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9312) - you deserved it (27193)

On 02/10/2012 at 5:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I learned that my "cash back rewards" for credit card purchases are mailed with the monthly statement. The same monthly statement that goes straight into the shredder or fireplace because I prefer to do my banking online. FML

#18996100
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6960) - you deserved it (37699)

On 02/04/2012 at 9:51pm - money - by twiggy24 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44773) - you deserved it (9505)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

#18974809
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30748) - you deserved it (2261)

On 02/02/2012 at 5:28am - money - by carssuck - United States

Today, I got stuck in a revolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
168 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

#18921610
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13908) - you deserved it (36667)

On 01/26/2012 at 11:46pm - money - by ChevRooon - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

#18864007
97 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - France

Today, I realized why buying clear pins for the wall is a bad idea. If one falls out, you won't be able to see it with your eyes, but your foot will find it just fine. I also learnt foot wounds can produce a pretty significant geyser of blood. FML

#18812906
105 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 5:53am - misc - by footbloodfountain - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML

#18785645
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (2734)

On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States

Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML

#18768991
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11707) - you deserved it (34217)

On 01/10/2012 at 7:37pm - money - by Voltron - United States

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
99 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML

#18385235
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44233) - you deserved it (5098)

On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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