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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3448
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML

#21035197
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38763) - you deserved it (3810)

On 01/21/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland

Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML

#21033078
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49041) - you deserved it (10021)

On 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML

#20988657
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

#20963297
111 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by you+me-clothes=53>< (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

#20960472
70 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 1:00am - misc - by LizGo - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turns to me and says in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

#20953649
134 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 5:36am - work - by shut up. - New Zealand

Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML

#20952303
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47708) - you deserved it (4278)

On 11/10/2013 at 3:03am - love - by Go away - United States (Iowa)

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

#20943997
95 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML

#20936339
107 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 12:51am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#20920034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49643) - you deserved it (5652)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized I can't afford to break up with my boyfriend of 2 years, as we split the rent. I'll need a second job just to get out of my bad relationship. FML

Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML

#20901708
86 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by sothisishowidie - Guam

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

#20883435
116 comments

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On 09/16/2013 at 3:26am - love - by Oh hells no (man) - United States (California)

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

#20874059
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42050) - you deserved it (5346)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:42am - misc - by jessel_ladd92 (man) - United States

Today, I got yelled at by my mom for not being surprised enough at my surprise birthday party. She'd told me about it while drunk the night before. FML

#20870923
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42514) - you deserved it (2893)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States



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