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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1038
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Jellybean22 : Detroit, Michigan, Born n' Raised. Go ahead and message me:)

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Today I hered mom sobbing in the bathroom. Concerned I went in to see what was wrong. I found her sitting on the toilet pants down and a cigarette between her fingers. When I asked what was going on she looked up at me and slurred that we'd run out of "shit-wipes." FML

#20804901
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44530) - you deserved it (3532)

On 07/26/2013 at 3:55pm - misc - by trailertrashyanditsucks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, I turned 35 !! Because I'm still single, mah sister bought me a cat to help start mah "inevitable collection." mega FML

#20647961
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45664) - you deserved it (5927)

On 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my grandpa moved into the apartment next door. The walls r wafer-thin. Goodbye sex life. looool FML

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in teres, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away an haven't a clue how she found outhere looool I live. mega FML

#20611227
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55508) - you deserved it (3702)

On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I overhered mah boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded lyk they were planning something fir me , lyk a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

#20609750
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52402) - you deserved it (5632)

On 04/21/2013 at 9:33am - love - by jerk_ex_boyfriend - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". mega FML

#20609675
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54210) - you deserved it (3950)

On 04/21/2013 at 8:26am - misc - by gamerguru13 - United States (New York)

2day I got it by a car wila riding ma bika. Instaad of coming to ma aid... ta drivar just looool laid on is orn and scraamad out ta window 4 ma to mova ma ass... cuz a ad placas to ba. FML

#20609136
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48590) - you deserved it (4924)

On 04/21/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

#20605608
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54887) - you deserved it (6859)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend cheated on me with mah ( best friend ) while I was away on vacation . She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's ( stuck in the middle of all this . ) FML

#20605576
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49933) - you deserved it (3401)

On 04/19/2013 at 5:50pm - misc - by sherrylynn (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

looool Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (4302)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I recievd a package from a local guy on Craigslist . Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only containd a photo of an iPhone . The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so mah husband went over and beat the shit out of him . I now have to bail him out of jail . FML

#20416192
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (12424)

On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed tip. FML

#20157115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13373) - you deserved it (27415)

On 11/10/2012 at 2:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

my best friend told me tat I wasn't invited to er wedding, saying tat I was too pretty and tat I would outsine er at te ceremony . I lauged and said tat se was bieng ridiculous . Se eventually confessed te real reason y I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitc . mega FML

#20152648
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13577) - you deserved it (21822)

On 11/07/2012 at 2:31am - misc - by no cake for me (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT, FOR OVER THREE YERES, BOYFRIEND HAS SOLELY BEEN DATING ME TO GET CLOSER TO MOM. APPARENTLY, ( SHE'S A TOTAL MILF. ) BIG FAT FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused mah bowels to release everything right then and there while on the phone with a customer in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

#19991299
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30383) - you deserved it (1519)

On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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