About Jefferson207 : punk shows, music, skateboarding, welding, art work. that sums up me:)
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Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
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On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I met my boyfriends parents. I hope my charm and smile was enough for them to forgive me for not wearing pants. FML
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On 03/12/2010 at 11:55am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I realised my girlfriend is the perfect woman for most men. She only ever talks to me in the intermissions on Modern Warfare 2; shame it's not me playing. FML
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On 02/24/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by sadf4x0r (man) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, driving home, my girlfriend and I decided we were finally going to have sex. We got in the backseat, then I opened my condom to find it was already broken. We ended up playing connect four instead. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 5:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 9:27am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British
Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML
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On 09/09/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
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On 09/07/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by kennedygeeee (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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On 07/24/2009 at 3:04am - kids - by tony (man) - United States (California)
Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML
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On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)
Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by Dumbass - United States (Florida)
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