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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 October 1997 (17 years)
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Today, mah mother textd me that she was in labor. She never told me she was pregnant. Apparently she's engagd too. mega FML

#20091458
59 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by annoyed - United States (Texas)

Today mah mom decided the time was right to give me the sex talk . Towards the end I had to excuse myself to the bathroom . As I came back I overheard mah dad telling mah mom that I'm so unpopular the only time I'll get laid is when I'm being put in a coffin . FML

#20091141
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On 09/27/2012 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by linn (woman) - United States

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

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On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

yesterday after a visit with mah mom, I startd feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML

#20054615
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On 09/02/2012 at 7:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

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On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

the office I work at puttd up a ( No Masturbating at Desks ) sign. I'm disappointd by this, not cuz I usually whack off at my desk, but cuz enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
156 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was on the bushen I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that mah mouth stretched and mah eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in mah mouth. Technically it was mah first kiss. I'm 21 yeres old. FML

#20014909
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On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, a guy asked 4 my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
174 comments

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On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I was re-watching wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle , you could hear grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride , all fat looool an wide." FML

#19250410
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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I startd at my new waitressing job!! Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket!! My first customer askd me wat the other boob was calld!! FML

#18443540
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Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up next to best friend after lots of drinking an the best sex I've ever had in life!! The only problem is we're both straight males!! FML

#15042917
197 comments

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On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I got a call from mah daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her wat was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. fat FML

Today, I went to the park an sat down on a bench to enjoy mah coffee. I hered a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was mah daughter. FML

#14737614
210 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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