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it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36402) - you deserved it (5213)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, after returning home from a camping trip, I found a leech on mah love spuds . I endd up having to call mah dad in to help me get it off . FML

#17221687
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31140) - you deserved it (4548)

On 07/22/2011 at 8:57pm - intimacy - by jab43 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33523) - you deserved it (3247)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, marks the seventh day of having mah nose pierced . I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it . This morning, I woke up to mah piercing being ripped out by mah pillow, an the band-aid nowhere in sight . FML

#17041171
222 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 2:00pm - misc - by meggiemouse - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36067) - you deserved it (4941)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today , I finally started my dream job!! I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face!! Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend!! FML

#16251176
226 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

TODAY, I HAD TO BUY A WRIST SPLINT 4 MAH CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME. NOT CUZ I'M A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER OR SOME HOT SHOT WEB DESIGNER BUT CUZ I SPEND ALL OF MAH TIME PLAYING SOLITARE ON MAH LAPTOP. FML

#7984912
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5909) - you deserved it (28461)

On 02/07/2010 at 8:56pm - misc - by 16seconds - United States

Today, I Received A 4 Page Text Message From Mah Mom Explaininghat She Was Going To Do To Me Tonight In Full Detail. I Am One Name Below Her Boyfriend On Her Contact List. Fat FML

#6094317
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28768) - you deserved it (2242)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:35am - intimacy - by Nomoretexting (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

#741988
289 comments

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

I finally convincd a girl that I likd to hava sax. I dacidd to swoop har off tha faat lyk tha movias and carry har to mah bd. I andd up hitting har haad on tha door frama, knocking har out. FML

#681492
202 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I work in a grocery store an a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managd to get shit up an down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room an mess up the stall. I was the only one working traind in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

#570942
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114293) - you deserved it (8655)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:47am - work - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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