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Today, marks the seventh day of having mah nose pierced . I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it . This morning, I woke up to mah piercing being ripped out by mah pillow, an the band-aid nowhere in sight . FML
Today , I finally started my dream job!! I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face!! Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend!! FML
Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store an a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managd to get shit up an down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room an mess up the stall. I was the only one working traind in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Friday 27 March 2015