Jdeluxh

Search for a member

Offline (the 02/12/2015 at 1:50am)

Jdeluxh

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2862
  • Number of comments : 123
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

Jdeluxh's page activity

Visits<b>Rozeyyy</b> - the 08/24/2016 at 4:28am<b>NoBothersForMe</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 1:34pm<b>cheyluvsturtles</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 12:39am<b>kiki1705</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 5:07am<b>BoboCracker</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 12:18pm<b>seba7236</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 1:50am<b>Esb22</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 2:07pm<b>aguitarperson</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 4:40pm<b>Ginger_Love</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 1:33pm<b>bananajoe666</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 6:06pm<b>LaprasTV</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 2:11pm<b>Its_Sinon</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 4:00pm<b>buckstop1</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 9:25pm<b>jill97</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 12:39am<b>teentee401</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 6:57am<b>dbpdp</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 3:21pm<b>crudeandrudeguy</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 12:40pm<b>ekimen</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 7:24pm

Fucked!<b>aguitarperson</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 10:40pm<b>SAGARCo</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 4:37am<b>happyheart</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 6:38am<b>mushroomcassette</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:16pm

Jdeluxh's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of Jdeluxh's badges

Jdeluxh's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled one of my favorite hoodies out of my closet, and immediately noticed several large stains on it. Apparently, my dad had managed to open a hole in the roof and couldn't be bothered to patch it, so a squirrel got in and used my closet as a litter box. FML

by gs / 09/19/2011 at 6:16am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML

by HT BaaFly / 09/07/2011 at 11:08am / United Kingdom (South Ayrshire) / Work

Today, I joined my school's film-making club so I could get an opportunity to act in the club president's screenplays. It turns out her idea of a tragedy is a creepy, sci-fi version of Romeo and Juliet, with elves, starring her as the perfect Mary Sue style lead character. I can't get out of this. FML

by Actor / 09/02/2011 at 9:59pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, in the flat I share with four students, I broke our toaster. The night before, they'd successfully managed to toast chicken soup-covered crumpets in it whilst drunk. I tried to toast a teacake, and the whole thing exploded in flames and smoke. Our toaster got taken out by a raisin. FML

by gofixmyhead / 08/30/2011 at 10:53am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went in to see my piercer. He took one look at my piercing I got a few months ago and laughed saying "What a shit job, I'm sorry but that's pretty crappy because it's not even straight!" I then had to awkwardly explain it was indeed him who had pierced me. FML

by piercingfreak / 08/28/2011 at 6:41am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

by hendrix1 / 08/25/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I came in to work looking very tan. I took Friday off to go to a friend's funeral, which was outdoors, and I tan very easily. Now my boss and everyone else thinks I lied about my friend's death to get off work on a Friday. FML

by waytootan / 08/22/2011 at 4:34pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Work

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

by Say Cheese / 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML

by owmyhead / 08/20/2011 at 8:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML

by BigmouthStrikesAgain / 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy