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About Jazer22 : Puerto Rico* Fine Dinning Restaurant Server* BA on Phorensic Psicology*
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Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
Friday 18 July 2014