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Jazer22
  • Town/Country : San Juan, Puerto Rico
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 107
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Jazer22 : Puerto Rico* Fine Dinning Restaurant Server* BA on Phorensic Psicology*
*Nothing is true, everything is permitted*

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Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML

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