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  • Birth Date : Friday 7 November 1975 (38 years)
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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44944) - you deserved it (5783)

On 03/03/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by Ihatemylife (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 12:03am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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258 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

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On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

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On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version



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