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Jazaray's FML badges
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    7%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    12%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Jazaray's favorite FMLs

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

By Ihatemylife - / Sunday 3 March 2013 12:17 / Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating is heavily into a mystical card game and spends all of his money going to "Magic" card conventions across the country. FML

By anonymous - / Friday 12 February 2010 05:03 / United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 4 February 2010 08:29 / United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

By Twilightsux - / Sunday 31 January 2010 03:20 / United States

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

By SucksToBeMe - / Monday 28 September 2009 18:31 / United States