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Today I Summond Up The Courage To Tell Mah Crush How I've Felt About Her Fir The Past Two Years. I Really Pourd Out Mah Heart And Soul And She Noddd And Smild Throughout. Once I'd Finishd She Told Me That She Believes "sex Is Unnatural" And That She Could Never Date A Guy Who Wantd It. FML

#18488568
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31584) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:37pm - love - by wow (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I walked in on mah mom... braiding mah dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; mah mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided.

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (3783)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I walked in on mah mom... braiding mah dad's pubic hair. I don't know what scarred me more; mah mom braiding his pubic hair or the fact that his pubic hair is long enough to be braided.

#18479276
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50154) - you deserved it (3783)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Joe (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML

#18467948
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (24401)

On 12/09/2011 at 11:26am - love - by LinaLinaYeah (woman) - Canada

Today, dad finally decidd to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If u ever decide to have sex, picture face like this" and pointd to his face,hich had a creepy, intense stare!! He just ruind sex 4 me!! Forever!! FML

#18467751
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44052) - you deserved it (5361)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:40am - intimacy - by Aly (woman) - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (89087)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO COURT TO FILE A SMALL CLAIM AND FOUND MYSELF AT THE END OF A HUGE LINE. THE MOMENT I GOT TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE, THE FRE ALARM WENT OFF AND WE ALL HAD TO LEAVE THE BUILDING. THE MOMENT I GOT OUTSIDE, THE ALARM STOPPED AND EVERYBODY RUSHED BACK IN. I'M AT THE BACK OF THE LINE. FML

#18461010
94 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I noticd an old ball at tha bar so I rang it. It turns out thathan u ring tha ball, u buy shots 4 thahola bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14345) - you deserved it (43970)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while mah boyfriend was packing fir his annual hunting trip, I saw him looool slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

#18429181
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44951) - you deserved it (3665)

On 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm - love - by Mary - United States

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

Today, I found out that tha gantla, adorabla oral surgaonho took out my wisdom taath last yaar was racantly arrastad fir rapa.

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30317) - you deserved it (2426)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after telling mah boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessd to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23242) - you deserved it (4232)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine . She lookd me up an down, then noticd the skid-marks on my underwear . FML

#18413058
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8912) - you deserved it (37064)

On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)

today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (3067)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)



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