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Jays7

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Jays7

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 5432
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Jays7 : A superhero.
No really, I have a cape and everything.

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Jays7's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML

#18613210
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12680) - you deserved it (48381)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:35am - misc - by Paige - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

#18610596
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (3307)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML

#18594471
278 comments

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

#18586470
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (4937)

On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (3208)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (3679)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18198) - you deserved it (27784)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36883) - you deserved it (6286)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (6454)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33809) - you deserved it (3904)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15438) - you deserved it (40759)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32841) - you deserved it (4302)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33456) - you deserved it (6095) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31519) - you deserved it (9256)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30525) - you deserved it (5374)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)



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