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  • Number of visits : 2495
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML

#18586179
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (3185)

On 12/23/2011 at 2:42am - intimacy - by balkangirl94 - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my dad sitting in the car alone, blaring classical music, blowing up beach balls. FML

#18583551
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (3599)

On 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm - misc - by bellerz14 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML

#18568615
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18041) - you deserved it (27537)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:30am - intimacy - by Nicki (woman) - Canada

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34641) - you deserved it (6073)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML

#18551023
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33029) - you deserved it (6427)

On 12/19/2011 at 2:55am - intimacy - by mo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33482) - you deserved it (3877)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15116) - you deserved it (38902)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (4084)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31415) - you deserved it (5873) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML

#18533505
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29154) - you deserved it (8901)

On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30208) - you deserved it (5355)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (12382)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

#18524767
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29740) - you deserved it (5995)

On 12/16/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

#18519378
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22373) - you deserved it (5283)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32899) - you deserved it (4924)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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