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by Paige / 12/26/2011 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother was watching me play Pokémon. She walked over to the TV and pulled the plug before ranting about how shameful it is that her 17 year old daughter plays Pokémon. She then sat down at the computer and started playing Farmville. FML
by arrowtopatella / 12/24/2011 at 12:15am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by cj123 / 12/23/2011 at 3:43am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by balkangirl94 / 12/23/2011 at 2:42am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by bellerz14 / 12/22/2011 at 9:58pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Nicki / 12/21/2011 at 7:30am / Canada / Intimacy
by milly / 12/20/2011 at 5:43am / Norway (More og Romsdal) / Miscellaneous
by mo / 12/19/2011 at 2:55am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
by Une Fille / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by Emily / 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML
by espylone / 12/17/2011 at 10:42am / France / Kids
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Rome for Halloween. I went out with few friends and spent the night with a man. The…