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by DieTrying / 02/02/2012 at 4:31am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
by ugh / 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm / United States / Intimacy
by oldsoulyoungbody / 01/30/2012 at 10:07am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife and I were getting intimate for the first time in several months. Then we heard our son yelling from the other room needing my help. He needed me to scratch his foot because the cat was on his lap and he couldn't reach it. FML
by footscratching / 01/28/2012 at 1:27am / United States / Kids
by HylianFox / 01/26/2012 at 11:07pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by soawkward / 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML
by The Towel Molester / 01/26/2012 at 9:49am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by dragonmirado / 01/25/2012 at 1:23am / China / Miscellaneous
by suffersecks / 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by XxJennJennXxX / 01/20/2012 at 7:13am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 01/20/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
- Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be… Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own… Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told…